Enter this simple competition and win a bottle of champagne and some onion rings. Why is Otter lane 3 the best? Is it
a) Defective technique is ignored since you can't teach an old dog new tricks
b) We’re more likely to go to the boozer post-training
or c) 'cos we've got the German
First correct emailed answer wins the prize.
Thursday 4 June 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
I think you're taking the piss!
I find it better in these circumstances to trash the opposition rather than try and find positive constructive comments. In short:
Lane 1: Full of people who spent their entire youth getting up at 6am to do a 2 hour training session at their local pool. Theres no point talking to them as their ears are full of water.
Lane 2: Full of lane 1 wannabees.
Lane 4: Its generally accepted that people in lane 4 can't count to 5. This is the only reason they never leave a 5 second gap to the person in front of them and insist on swimming so close they can examine their verrucas.
Lane 5: The Otter graveyard. If your previous question was 'How many dead dogs are there in Lane 5?' then you might have got a higher answer.
Lane 6: Its a lane, but not as we know it.
That leaves lane 3 as the clearly the best place to swim, spoiled only slightly by a couple of annoying channel swimmer types who turn up every now and then.
Peaches (Lane 3 and pround)
Post a Comment