Tuesday 5 June 2007

Caption Competition - Trouser a Great Prize

Taken in the decidedly 2* Churchill's Hotel Dover, the photo features a Corby 7700 Trouser Press and a damp pair of navy speedos.

Come up with a caption and win a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and a pain au chocolat.



Captions can be submitted by email or by leaving a comment in response to this blog.

10 comments:

Piper said...

I'm no swimmer, but isn't it going to be more difficult with the trouser press attached?

Piper said...

From an early age, Rob has always taken great pride in his appearance

Unknown said...

The water was so cold, Rob was attempting to iron out the hoof imprint.

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Unknown said...

Giant novelty mousetrap catches well disgused mouse.

Belguim looks to purchase 1000 to deal with recent well disgused mouse epidemic.

Unknown said...

The strict competition rules have caused some swimmers to resort to desperate measures to keep their tackle warm.

John said...

Authorities believe the fire started when a vaseline-saturated dark blue speedo, burst into flames while clamped inside a corby 7700 trouser press. They refused to speculate on WHY the revealing suit was soaked in vaseline in the first place.

John said...

.......which seemed like a good idea until Rob put the suit on and realized that the nylon/spandex blend's low melting point, combined with the unexpected high temperature achieved by the corby 7700 was a serious disadvantage.......

Rupert said...

After several pints of Lucozade Rob tried to cover up the inevitable effects of being caught several miles from the toilet.

Unknown said...

All that remained of Rob’s great idea to make himself more streamlined was his indestructible Speedos.